if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
I’m just reblogging this so i can have it as a background on my phone…
if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life
(Source: , via troyesivan)
if you ever feel stupid just remember that one time i saw my sister sitting at the kitchen table and i thought she was me..
Christopher Kane illustrated by Conrad Roset